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What do I have on my page, what is it about? Well... I have jokes, humor, other stuff... oh yeah, java, frames, frameset, html, hmm... flash... wait... no, forget it, no flash, never mind... what else? Well, I have a lot of nice backgrounds, kewl links, banners, oh yeah, right, banners: click on my banners [the ones inside the page, the ones you see after you press [Enter], or in the case of my page - [Frames]... or [No Frames] if you don't know what frames are...]. I would, of course recommend pressing "Frames", but if you happen to have a 'browser' from the eighties, which probably doesn't support any 'html 2.0' which came out nearly in the mid seventies... Good luck! You are gonna need it, man. Ok, back to my page: click on the banners inside the page, and know that the top banner gives me 10 cents per click, and you can sign up too, put it on your page, and see what you can do with your page to make it look nice, otherwise the company doesn't not accept you and you don't get any money even if you set up the banner. But that's the top banner. The bottom banner is a totally different thing. First of all - it's a different company. Second of all, I don't get any money at all if you click on it. Third - you do. That's right, you get paid because what that page does, is that it gives people money to sit on the internet. And since internet is fun you don't lose anything anyway. Isn't that awesome?! I just live that idea of being paid for doing nothing, getting valuable money checks, for having fun where as others have to do hard stuff like manual labor or stripping in Dunkin' donuts... Oh wait, they don't strip there... Sorry for misleading you if you took that too seriously and are already on your way to get a doughnut or a cupcake... Mmm, forbidden doughnut... That's right, and one more thing bothers me: how the hell did I get to such a strange subject from talking about my home page, or... web page, or... web site, or... site page, or... whatever you want to call it dammit!! And, once again, back to my page. I, as I already mentioned, have hundreds of jokes on my joke page [inside the page, again] and whenever I can I search for other jokes pages, and take the funniest stuff from them, so this is a young fast growing web site, and now that it's summer, i'll have to do some extra editing in my extra time so the jokes page will expand tremendously, and I'll also try to expand my java page, adding more games. Right now I already found a couple of games that could be put on there, the only problem right now is the tests... Also trying to add several more sections to expand my page classification from just a HomePage to something greater, and trying to put up my page on all the search engines I can, which isn't going to be easy, working on nearly 6 projects at once. Some of my other projects are to include a page from which you can search the net from nearly seventy-five different search engines, to make another page with most popular pages where you can get an absolutely free email account, greatly expanding my links page, popularizing my page, making a page about comic books, most specifically selling comic books, because I have an enormous collection of rare comic books that could be sold for nearly 100 dollars each. It's not really my collection, but it is a huge collection, and I get a big share of the profits for selling it. On the other hand I've been thinking... Should I really go through all that trouble making a page about those comic books, or should I try to sell them to online comic book stores, or over an internet auction like Ebay or BuyIt? I think I could sell some of them easily over Ebay... But you never know what the heck can happen tomorrow... So far one of my biggest projects is getting together seventy-five search engines and putting them all on one page. I already managed to get about 6 engines, and there is several more to go... Sixty-nine , to be exact. That's a lot of search engines. Also: expansion of the links page [this one, right above] requires the help of anyone I can get, if you are such a loser and you are still reading this crap down here, like you have absolutely nothing better to do, then I suggest e-mailing me all of your non pornographic favorite sites� so I could put them all up on my page and give a nice little review for each in my links section. If you found this page from a search engine, then you probably need to know my email address, well it's inside the page, just go in and find out for yourself... Oh, wait, it's also on top of t h is page. Cool. I forgot about that one. I always forget stuff, I guess I just a terrible memory. Well, who doesn't have a weakness. I'm sure you do. For example, as I said before, if you are such a loser to be still interested what you are reading right now, that is very bad condition that probably even has a special name like crazy readomania. But that doesn't matter. what matters is that right now I am trying to waste space on my web page by wrighting all this crap, and... No one can stop me... Ha - ha! That's quite an evil plan there, don't you think, loser? What I also think is that if I rename this paragraph from FAQ to something like 'New Terms Of Service for your old Hotmail account' or just 'Disclaimer' I will definitely have no one reading it, which was the point of this document in the first place. That sort of works like reverse psychology, and that's what I like about� it. On a totally unrelated matter - to double the size of this document al l I have to do is copy and paste the above text back on to the page. And the whole point of my activity here is to double the size of this god dam document! I'm g etting tired of typing up shit. Wouldn't you, loser? This is just shit in it's pure form... Anyway, back to the FAQs, and the whole explanation of this web page deal of mine. I think i left off at... Banners? My second banner? Yeah, so the second banner gives you money for surfing the web, fifty cents per hour, to be exact.